Or very soon, there won't be! I'm running a Hump Day Special here for you on this Wacky Wednesday. In this case, tRump's camel does indeed have two humps!
The first Hope Hicks hump on tRump's camel today: Ms Hicks admitted that she lies for our fearless leader! Gee, lady! Tell us something we didn't already know!
And no sooner did the masses digest that very significant story, the second Hope Hicks hump on tRump's camel stole baby sister's thunder with this gonzo headline: Hopey is resigning! Quitting! Throwing in the towel!
Who can blame her? Even ardent tRumpanzees were beginning to opine that there was very little hope for our glorious tRumpenfuhrer. But now... but now, there is no Hope!
Well, effective from whenever she officially takes the Cult 45 Walk of Shame and heads out of the White House for the last time...
Sad! Truly sad.
"Bulldog Ben" Basile
PS: And her (somewhat) unexpected resignation has nothing to do with how she needs to focus lots and lots and lots of time (and money) on the epic legal battle to stay the hell out of prison, right?
© 2018 Ben Lawrence Basile
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