Saturday, February 3, 2018

Bulldog plays Solitaire. A Lot.

It's a truism that if you know how an individual spends his or her time, you'd know a lot about that person. Yeah, I'll buy that.

Here's a confession: Ol' Bulldog here spends quite a bit of time playing Solitaire.

There. The truth is out.

I think I played my first hand around the age of fourteen or so. I can't even remember who taught me how to play. Obviously, this was way before folks played games on a PC or mobile device. There I was with a deck of real frickin' playin' cards, hijacking the dining room table, playin' that game for hours. Not that I didn't do "outside stuff", too. All boomer kids played lots of tag, hot-pot and sandlot baseball. And dodge ball, kick ball and tether ball. We did all of it. But I loved Solitaire then and I still do.

I would sometimes play on my bed with the desk chair pulled right up to. Another confession: I'd rarely make my bed unless I was going to play. The cards don't lay flat on a bed unless it's pretty damn tidy, you know.

That got me into collecting playing cards, too. Still have about a dozen decks in a storage place; my faves are the Pepsi cards and the zebra-backed ones. It doesn't get any better than that! I'd had up to twenty or so decks, not sure how many of those I could lay my hands on if I made the trek to storage and started lookin' around... Hoping the Teen Age Mutant Ninja Turtles deck is still there...

We played a lot of poker in college. A couple of card sharks on my floor. But I'd play that classic game of 52 now and then. With headphones--the kind we had in the '70s that weighed about ten lbs--wrapped around my head. Led Zep, Muddy Waters or The Allman Bros cranked up to 10.

These days, of course, it's so convenient to play on a tablet. One of my fave time-wasters. Oh, no! Make that my absolute fave!  Nothing comes close! I don't play any other games; downloaded Missile Command and some other classic Atari Games, but I don't put down the Solitaire long enough to play the others. Yeah, it's an addiction. I don't deny it.

Hey, I broke 5000 for the first time yesterday. It was a rush, but not that big of a deal--pun intended--as I don't really chase points. It's a bit like wine drinking; it's better and more fun if you pace yourself and go for max enjoyment and not for shear speed.

Really, it's not too different from the way I travel; I like to get off the interstate sometimes and check out the local stuff, rather than just jetting around at 80 mph for the sake of making time. You know, the journey, not the destination.

Solitaire. Not a bad past time for a dinosaur like me. But I'm not entirely old-school here; while my fave decks of 52 are languishing in storage, I'm in the recliner with my Kindle Fire, playing an ancient game on a 21st Century tech toy. Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?

"Bulldog Ben" Basile

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